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Ysalwen Surana, Warden-Commander of Ferelden ([personal profile] freedom_is_grey) wrote2015-05-18 08:47 am

Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause

Given that the Labyrinth is basically an unknown quantity -- anecdotal stories aside -- Ysalwen comes downstairs geared up for a long and perilous journey.

Which is to say she's got brown and tan mage robes on, her staff and sword strapped crosswise on her back, a pack with provisions and a metric boatload of healing poultices and lyrium potions, a spellbook, a dagger, and her most comfortable traveling boots.

Liranan, at her side, is wearing a spiked collar, and his brown fur is covered in dark paint, making up a thick striped pattern. Ah, kaddis.

She sets the pack on the ground next to her, then takes a moment to look around for Bossuet.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-18 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Bossuet, meanwhile, has also packed. He's packed lunch! For two, plus a few spare odds and ends. Including a flask of brandy, because you never know. And one of those modern flashlight things. And matches and a candle. And some of those clever little sticking-plaster things that people can put on cuts. And a folding umbrella.

Also some string.

When he arrives, he's speaking into his watch, just finishing a conversation with Joly. "--won't need rescuing, anyway, but don't forget to water the mandrake if I'm gone more than a day or two."

He pockets the watch and tips his hat cheerfully to Ysalwen. "All right, then! Shall we?"
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-18 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm afraid it hasn't proved very useful in the Labyrinth before, but there's always a first time. But you look entirely ready for adventure." That's good! It's good; someone needs to be. "The last time I went to the Labyrinth I didn't bring anything more useful than a bottle of wine. Which, to be fair, has many fine properties..."

Well! Off they go, then! It's a hilly but not particularly demanding hike to the general area of the Labyrinth entry. Lesgle catches himself whistling jauntily as they go, and shoots his companions an apologetic look. Not everyone loves early-19th-century dancehall tunes.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-18 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"A genuine bard! Does he have a lute? --Or she?" Because women can totally adventure too! Lesgle is getting the hang of this gender...equality...stuff!

At her question, he looks rueful. "Not that I know of, but that's not saying very much. Consider the number of people who visit the bar only once or twice, never to be seen again. Or even regular patrons who just stop coming by. Ha, perhaps we ought to institute a sort of weekly roll call! Jean-Bourrache Lègle, present, not yet consumed by library witches or lost to the turns of the Labyrinth!"
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-19 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Neither with lockpicks nor with bows, I'm sorry to say. I would like to know how to pick locks..."

Hmm. They ought to be more or less at the right spot for the Labyrinth entrance. Lesgle takes off his hat and rubs the back of his head thoughtfully, looking around. "Ah! Eureka! Do you see that rock there, marked with a triangle? It should indicate the doorway. --A map? No. I'm told it's useless; all one can do is go forward, and there's no returning to the entrance once you're in."
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-19 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"The latter, I think. Well--I don't know about challenges, per se. But the Labyrinth has its own opinions about entrances and exits."

He'd gallantly hold the door open for her, but it's more of a forbidding gloomy cave entrance from which a cold draft comes to chill the hearts of even the bold. Or something like that. Anyway, it's a cave. He pulls out his flashlight and waves it around. "All hope abandon?"
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-19 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
He gestures politely to the dog. "Lead on! --Ah, hm, do you have actual despair demons?"
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-19 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"A spirit of justice?" That gets his attention; sometimes between Enjolras and Feuilly and the rest of his friends, he feels like he knows one or two of those. "What form of justice? --Ah, as you like, Mademoiselle--"

He's more of the keep-talking-and-maybe-it-will-scare-off-any-monsters school. But he ambles along after Liranan, looking alert if not particularly skillful.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-19 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Justice untempered with mercy is a terrible and wonderful sight." 100% seriousness here, but only for a moment, before he asks, "What did this spirit look like?" Because if it looked like a tall blond Frenchman, the ghost of Victor Hugo is going to be unbearably smug, wherever it is.

"--Oh, the flashlight? It's from Milliways. It works with electricity. And batteries." No, he has no idea what that really means. "And as for warmth, I did bring brandy! And you're welcome to my coat..."

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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Inhabiting the body of a--say again?"

He's not terribly worried about the cold and the damp; but when the dog comes limping back Lesgle does frown with concern. Once the glass is out of the wound he flashes the light down the passage, and something flashes back. "Hm. --Does he need a bandage for the paw?"
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-20 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think so..." He waves his flashlight again and shakes his head. "Just more glass, I think. Maybe some mirrors?" Windows don't seem likely.

As they walk on, Laigle keeps the light down on the floor ahead of them, and sure enough they soon have to pick around more broken glass. He kicks it aside as much as he can to clear a path for the dog. "Yes, mirrors, I think."
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-20 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't see the smile, but he catches it in her voice, and grins back in the darkness. "A deadly nest of dandies! What shall we do? --I'll leave the magic to you, though. It's outside of my realm of expertise. If I even have such a realm... Christ!"

The flashlight wobbles as he jerks away from the mirror, startled; and then he's just plain embarrassed. It's only his reflection, distorted by curving glass. And there's Ysalwen, likewise stretched here and squashed flat there. "Well, that's not good for anyone's vanity."
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-20 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The large growling war-hound looks even more menacing, reflected this way. Some trick of the glass suggests wings. But it's just the way the flashlight casts shadows. Probably.

"I am going to say that the surface did not just move. Given the choice of beliefs, that one suits me better." Lesgle, master of impulse control, reaches out to touch the mirror as well. For a moment it feels...adhesive. Viscous. Clammy. "We could always test the theory about not being able to retrace our path in the Labyrinth. We could turn around and--"

Oh. "--and find that the mirrors have crept up behind us while we weren't looking."

Well.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-20 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I would say mirrors don't eat people, but that would be begging for a counter-example." Lesgle tugs his coat a little more tightly about himself, not that it offers much protection. He doesn't fancy making a stand here either, and nods.

"We'll carry on, then. Boldly. But you're quite sure you didn't bring a torch? I have--oh damn, I'm an idiot, I have a candle as well as matches. Would you like it?" Because there seems to be an inordinate amount of darkness here. Even for a subterranean passage. And some of the mirrors are...inconsistent in how they reflect the flashlight.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Poison?" He'd been reaching out ahead of him, feeling his way to supplement the poor light, but now he pulls his hand in. (Of all the times to decide he didn't need to borrow Joly's walking-stick...)

At least it's reassuring--somewhat reassuring--reassuring-ish--to be with someone who can gather up fire with her hand and arm. "Mm, I've always been told there are laws of physics, and while I appreciate a revolutionary spirit as much as the next man, likely more, when it comes to such principles as reflecting light, I--"

He breaks off when Liranan charges ahead of him. "What?"
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Generally, beautiful young women clutching breathlessly at his arm is the sort of thing Lesgle dreams of.

It figures that the reality would be more like this.

He is entirely agreed on the advisability of a brisk walk. He's good at brisk walks away from things, ready to break into a run as needed. "Do you see that one there?" he asks in an undertone. "The one that looks like..." Well, it's not quite human-shaped enough to look like a person. Nor is it quite canine-shaped enough to look like a dog. But it's not mirrory enough to look like a proper mirror either, that's for sure.

At least it's not moving. Visibly. Except for the black hole where a mouth should be.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Lesgle takes the dagger. Lesgle is glad to take the dagger. Lesgle doesn't know how to do anything very effective with a dagger, but goddamn is he glad it's there. He's also really glad to be with someone who can make nightmarish mirror monsters burst into flame.

The not-really-human-shaped one remains still, looking for a moment flatter and more properly mirrorish. Then it twists to one side and opens like a book into two mirrors.
Edited 2015-05-21 14:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Gallantry dictates--

--oh, fuck it, he's running, and trusting that Ysalwen knows what she's doing. Lesgle doesn't even need the nudge from Liranan. A loose rock underfoot brings him down flat, but he's quickly on his feet again, never mind the skinned knees and scraped palms. (He does take that opportunity, though, to look behind and be sure that Ysalwen is with them.)
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Brighter! Yes! Laigle runs for the source of the light, hoping fervently that it's something other than a mirror. No--no--it's a row of low lanterns on the ground, lanterns or candles, little spots of light that remind him of something he can't quite place, not until the ground underfoot turns abruptly into wooden boards.

He skids to a stop at the end of the stage, staring wild-eyed into the faces of a very puzzled audience. To the left of him (or is that stage right?) there's a woman on the ground, clutching her belly, with a showy goblet in her hand. To the right, a man with an unconvincing white beard is gasping and staggering.

The man in the beard glares angrily at the newcomers and says with determination, "Oh, yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt."
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am but hurt," repeats the false-bearded man pointedly in answer to Ysalwen's first words; when she fails to deliver her line his glare intensifies. "...But...I drink off this poison! Is my union here? I follow thy mother!" He slumps to the ground, because the show must go on.

"--it's Hamlet!" exclaims Bossuet, a split second later. "That is--um--Hamlet, I-- Oh, hell, my English is terrible. Am I Laertes? I-- Have at thee, Hamlet!" He thrusts his false sword at Ysalwen, fixing her with an intent and desperate gaze. It's that or burst out laughing.

Edited 2015-05-21 19:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Prince Hamlet," he declaims, trying to be helpful. Oh, God. He and Joly were just talking about Shakespeare, in connection with Joly's new theater project. But what the hell happens in Hamlet besides everyone killing one another? "You--thou--hast--insulted my sister? And--" He drops back down into a whisper. "And we're both supposed to die. The swords are poisoned. Everything is poisoned."

He's having a great time parrying, while he talks! Fake swords are so much more fun than real ones.

("Git," the poisoned Gertrude is hissing between clenched teeth. "Go on, dog. Git!")
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-21 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"O, I am slain!" He clutches at the spot on his arm where the poisoned blade struck, and lunges wildly at Ysalwen, just trying to make contact. "O, I die! I am dead, Horatio! Horatio, I am dead!"

Wait, are those Hamlet's lines? Well, it's not like Ysalwen is going to say them! He puts a little more ghastly grimacing into his stagger before flopping down into a suitably dead pose. "Good night, sweet prince!"

Yeah, that's all the Hamlet he knows.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2015-05-22 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Liranan has a real future on the stage, that's clear. Someone in the audience lets out a strangled noise that turns into a cough of suppressed laughter, drowned out by a blare of trumpets and cannon sound effects.

Unfortunately, Liranan's excellent death leaves Fortinbras and the English Ambassador without anyone to talk to. They cobble together some lines between them--Fortinbras digging his toes vengefully into Bossuet's ribs--and the curtain falls on Such a sight as this becomes the field, But here shows much amiss. Go, bid the soldiers shoot.